# 15 - Alice's Pick up lines

And before I forget.
THE LINE OF THE DAY
"Did you fart? Cos' girl you blew me away!"

And dont worry
The previous wasnt about you dear.

Ciao

# 14 - Alice says "You were long gone....."

you got nothing to say to me
i got nothing to say to you
its over
this was never what i wanted

lets make a change
go our separate ways
and never cross our paths
This is my farewell my goodbye

It used to be just us
And it felt like breaking up
But too bad girl
You chose this
You made it this way
And nobodys to blame

I quit this sick game.
You made my hearted bleeded
Cut open and vulnerable
It is just to painful to feel

Why why why
why did this happen?
Why did you let go?
Why did you turn around?
Why did you go to them?

i miss you
i just miss the old you
and i don't know what you have become

I finally got ready
And left through the back door
You're there and I'm here
And lets leave it this way.

Hey peeps....
i just needed something to get off my chest.
All I wrote has happened and finally reality struck.

Its wasnt her but it was you

You know what?
It's over.

And you want to know another thing?
I already got your replacement.

Monst3r.

Ciao

#13 - Alice's abysmal

Yo peeps...
Its been a long time since i've updated so all.
Happy Valentines Day
" " CNY
" " B'dae whom i might have missed

I think thats all.
So yup today gonna a busy day.
Catering here and there .
Just got back from the market wiht mama to buy ingredients for the food.

It was funny at the market.
I was buying the red coloured fish my mama ask to buy.
I went to this stall and ask the uncle.
Me: Uncle can i have that red fish?
Uncle: Ok. Cut or uncut?
Me: Huh?
Uncle: The fish
Me: Oh...... (Horny thoughts)

This your fault la love.
Yesterday nite chatte chatted wiht love.
Ask to me update. (done)
Fulfill my promise. (done woo)

We yesterday love and me talked about pick up lines.
Haha.
Let me share some with you.

"Ur legs must be tired because you've been running thru my mind all day"

"Hey gorgeous, are you a light switch? Beacuse you keep turning me on"

"If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine."

"Do you believe in love at first sight.... or do i have to walk by again?"

"There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you"

"Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming."

" Guy:Where's your paper bag?
Girl:(What?)
Guy:Your paper bag to put over your head.
Girl(Excuse me?)
Guy:It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around." Don't worry, I'll protect you."

I think thats it for today i guess>>>>>>> (dun worry love its only just for euuuuu no else)

THE LINE OF THE DAY
If one of your legs is New Years Day and the other is Chirstmas. Can I meet you in between the holidays?

(Get it get it?)

Haha the stupid FHM ad la make like this.
Hope you laught your asses off.
I will update daily and add the LINE OF THE DAY.
Hope you look forward to it.

Ciao>

# 12 - Alice Brand New Eyes

And thank you sis for the pictures

#11 - Alice and The Moon

Yo people
Just came back from ViVoVoVoVoVoVoVoVoVoVo City
Damn immmmm ssuuuubbbbeeeerrrrrrrr tired man

So my friends and I watched New Moon and God was it ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
I literally slept for the first part but overall and okay movie but I think the book is better.

I know times like this when we trasure the most.
I really do.
I really treasure it.
And I'm happy that we are like this.
And there are no BUTS this time.
Just really happy.

Moving on.
Next up.








Nothing









Bye bye
Ciao
Uff

# 10 - Alice's Riff

Trust
What irony?
Is it too late?
I mean love.

I finally just made a realisation.
Thanks DreDre.
I mean it true then.

I am different around you.
I mean Im like a bad boy around you with horns which keeps breaking your heart.
But to the world,
Im a good boy with a halo around my head.

Like a split personality?
I should read more about this split personality thingy......
Going to library.

And my personality actually changes to
Different surroundings.
Different people.

Some poeple know me as a cruel heartless person.
While others see me as a deceiving lying jerk who breaks hearts.
Oh well they are the same.
Others see me as loving kind and caring..
What the hell.

Anyway parents just got back home.

Ciao
Uff

#9 - Alice's EOY Camp

Yo,
Came back from the prefectorial End-Of-Year camp.
Woots~

But the main thing is my leg has this unbearable sharp pain.
Actually I got it at tuesday and have endured over 2 days.
Pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain
Going doctor soon, to let them have a look
Dunno if something is wrong

Sorry Faius for not going pool with you , I was at camp.
Sorry to the campers if I was too obscence during my reign.

Continuing this post later.......

#8 - You are Vetically-Challenged

Hey guys,
After days of isolation
I'm back.

So while in my days of isolation, I wrote a few songs which I have not finished yet but just gimme a few more days and it'll be alright.

-1 (No title)

Call out to her
And say you love her
Bring out the flowers
And say it's okay
My heart's beating faster
And I can't breathe
Just to see you like this
I did'nt mean to make you cry
But there are tears in your eyes
Gimme one more chance to make you smile
And it'll be alright

Say goodbye
To the end of nights
You'll see a dawn
When I'm gone

- 2 The wedding

Don't take his hand
Don't say your vows
Don't leave me alone

When doors open
And you take a step
In that white dress of yours
The faces starts turning
And music starts playing
The bells starts ringing
And you are walking
Down that that aisle

- 3 (No title)

Everytime i wake up
Feeling confused
As i've forgotten something
My keys by the jeans
And my phone by the floor
But there is something
Missing from my life

Looking at my bed
I swear that someone was sleeping there
but its empty.

I don't want to forget you
But you are drifting apart
My heart pains to see you go away

#7 - Malice in Wonderland

Well came back from OBS....

Meet new people

Meet strange encounters

Meet with nature.....

Well poeple I forgot to ask for your contacts

HAHA

But its okay

I'll ask around

I learn a lot from OBS

Survival skills

Leadership skills

ETC skills

Well on the first day met quite a few people from Bo Seng (my group)

Altogether there was like 16 people

Let me list it:

Daryl
Winnie

Dylan

Beryl

Sharon

Faius

Siew Chin

Christine

Lester

Keith

Zahreen

Baba
Nazurah

Guo Ren

Euroy

And

ME

All that makes up Bo Seng...... (TA-DA)

And not forgetting my instuctor

Ah Bu

First Day

Relatively okay

Except for Bo Seng treat me like maid.....

i was the "ASS"istant leader for:

day one

day two

day three

day four

day five

I was like their ASS leader for the whole camp.......

But i wound'nt regret it muhhahahahaha

Day two

High elements.

I got to do the Indiana.

Kinda cool
Only got to do mid section...

Day 3

Sea expedition

Got onto the sea expedition

Ride onto the AVOON

Had some toruble cooperating with TRI-YAKS

but we got to the destination

pretty satisfied.

Day 4

Land expedition.

This is turly an adventure that really united Bo Seng (i guess)

It really motivating to see familiar faces pushing themselves to heights they never reached before.

Carrying a bagpack around your size

Walking countless hours in the jungle of Ubin

Seeing the sights of the 7 wonders of Ubin

Walking together no matter rain or shine.

It was a memory that will forever stays with me .

And i was the land expedition leader

WooHoo

And yes we did get lost a few times.
Well I injured my back during the journey

And other people had to carry it.

I was ashamed but seeing others picking up your burden is really cool.

Though my back is still aching.

Day 5

Well it was the last day.

Kinda sad to see poeple whom you just met for 5 days

Turning strangers into your own

We had a final circle.

Some choked for words to say.

Others just look away

It truly felt like a final goodbye.
but who knows we might be friends in the future.

There are some pictures of Bo Seng.

And a request from Bo Seng

I will compose you guys a song dedicating to the times we had at Pulau Ubin

As for now.

CIAO

#6 - Alice non-SENSE

Life has'nt been really easy to tell you the truth.
Just a stroll in a park?
Taking a baby from a baby?
Nobody know huh?

People tend to hide their past.
Even me.
Its like the darkest moments in life which you never want to bring up.
Like the dead rising up?
Back from the dead uh?

Sometimes people do make mistakes which are unforgivable.
A sin perhaps.
The word rarely I hear in school.
A fallen one maybe.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Straight to the point.

Okay my new song alright.

Entitled
"I must confess"

I must confess
The lies you told me
Were the fucking best

I believed you
But look now what you did?
You left me
Black and blue

Tears
Won't being me back
Cries
Will just ignore you

I must confess
One night is a misery (The lies you told me)
Last night was a sorrow
Tonight is our anniversary ( Were the )
Tommorow would be....

# 5 Alice in Class

Hey ey
Uff here
In english class
Slacking obviously
And Alice is locked up in my cupboard for eating my cheesecake
MuHaHaHaHa

Got to unlocked her or she gets cranky......

Tata
And Putri babe thanks for the Sims 2 download which I'm downloading now
It got the Sims 2 + all the expansion packs.
But it is taking a long time.....
Its like 9.18 GB
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Going to play it soon

With love,
Uff Trudeau
Ciao Bella

#4 Picture of Alice?

So guys this is my photography
I hope you guys like it
And the picture at the top is actually Emily.........(Alice's Picture)
The second one, I tried taking a picture of the eclipse which was like eons ago
HAHA

Okay guys

Ciao

#3 Alice's Vendetta

Well today is a Sunday.
Anyway the band
"Who killed poor Alice . . . . . "
I have came up with 6 titles recently written

1. Traffic Lights


2. Slow Mo


3. Cocaine


4. I Must Confess


5. Alice in Wonderland


6. Dots and Exs

Here is a picture that I think suits the bands persona.....
It talks all about Alice

Its is actually from the band "Dawn of the black hearts"

Well That's for it for now

Alice wishes you to have a nice day

Ciao

#2 Alice's memories

Awww How cute!!!


Shazilla just got her butt ummm you know...

Another cute group photo...

Wati and Wei Jie. The double W's

Another cute photo. Wati, Wei Jie Haishah Shazilla

Shazilla and Wei Jie.

My favourite photo. I'm such a good Photographer.

Hey guys

I promised that I put up your pictures.

Sorry i just remembered.

This pictures are taken like a month ago.
Sorryy guys.

Well thats it for Alice's memories.

Please help her to regain her memories back.

Ciao.

#1 - Alice exam....

Hey guys
Me here uff.
Well I'm making a band called "Who killed poor Alice......"
So anybody intrested just gimme a ring or call. I'll be at class 3-6 like always.
RECRUITING MEMBERS FOR "WHO KILLED POOR ALICE''

So today was english paper
And it was not bad....
Except for the sudden change of format which I luckly did the format correctly
Well next was paper II
Thanks to Ms Nora.
Thanks MS NORA WOOHOO.
The paper was easy breezy beautiful ENGLISH PAPER II

So after school
While waited for history, I hang around with HAPPY THREE FRIENDS.
Good times man.

When back after that.
I will soon put up the tag box and change the layout soon.

So stay tuned to the next episode of

WHO
KILLED
POOR
ALICE
?

Alice had just been killed by who knows who.
But her memories will help us help her find the real murderer.
WHO KILLED POOR .....?
Created.