# 15 - Alice's Pick up lines

And before I forget.
THE LINE OF THE DAY
"Did you fart? Cos' girl you blew me away!"

And dont worry
The previous wasnt about you dear.

Ciao

# 14 - Alice says "You were long gone....."

you got nothing to say to me
i got nothing to say to you
its over
this was never what i wanted

lets make a change
go our separate ways
and never cross our paths
This is my farewell my goodbye

It used to be just us
And it felt like breaking up
But too bad girl
You chose this
You made it this way
And nobodys to blame

I quit this sick game.
You made my hearted bleeded
Cut open and vulnerable
It is just to painful to feel

Why why why
why did this happen?
Why did you let go?
Why did you turn around?
Why did you go to them?

i miss you
i just miss the old you
and i don't know what you have become

I finally got ready
And left through the back door
You're there and I'm here
And lets leave it this way.

Hey peeps....
i just needed something to get off my chest.
All I wrote has happened and finally reality struck.

Its wasnt her but it was you

You know what?
It's over.

And you want to know another thing?
I already got your replacement.

Monst3r.

Ciao

#13 - Alice's abysmal

Yo peeps...
Its been a long time since i've updated so all.
Happy Valentines Day
" " CNY
" " B'dae whom i might have missed

I think thats all.
So yup today gonna a busy day.
Catering here and there .
Just got back from the market wiht mama to buy ingredients for the food.

It was funny at the market.
I was buying the red coloured fish my mama ask to buy.
I went to this stall and ask the uncle.
Me: Uncle can i have that red fish?
Uncle: Ok. Cut or uncut?
Me: Huh?
Uncle: The fish
Me: Oh...... (Horny thoughts)

This your fault la love.
Yesterday nite chatte chatted wiht love.
Ask to me update. (done)
Fulfill my promise. (done woo)

We yesterday love and me talked about pick up lines.
Haha.
Let me share some with you.

"Ur legs must be tired because you've been running thru my mind all day"

"Hey gorgeous, are you a light switch? Beacuse you keep turning me on"

"If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine."

"Do you believe in love at first sight.... or do i have to walk by again?"

"There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you"

"Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming."

" Guy:Where's your paper bag?
Girl:(What?)
Guy:Your paper bag to put over your head.
Girl(Excuse me?)
Guy:It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around." Don't worry, I'll protect you."

I think thats it for today i guess>>>>>>> (dun worry love its only just for euuuuu no else)

THE LINE OF THE DAY
If one of your legs is New Years Day and the other is Chirstmas. Can I meet you in between the holidays?

(Get it get it?)

Haha the stupid FHM ad la make like this.
Hope you laught your asses off.
I will update daily and add the LINE OF THE DAY.
Hope you look forward to it.

Ciao>

# 12 - Alice Brand New Eyes

And thank you sis for the pictures

#11 - Alice and The Moon

Yo people
Just came back from ViVoVoVoVoVoVoVoVoVoVo City
Damn immmmm ssuuuubbbbeeeerrrrrrrr tired man

So my friends and I watched New Moon and God was it ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
I literally slept for the first part but overall and okay movie but I think the book is better.

I know times like this when we trasure the most.
I really do.
I really treasure it.
And I'm happy that we are like this.
And there are no BUTS this time.
Just really happy.

Moving on.
Next up.








Nothing









Bye bye
Ciao
Uff

# 10 - Alice's Riff

Trust
What irony?
Is it too late?
I mean love.

I finally just made a realisation.
Thanks DreDre.
I mean it true then.

I am different around you.
I mean Im like a bad boy around you with horns which keeps breaking your heart.
But to the world,
Im a good boy with a halo around my head.

Like a split personality?
I should read more about this split personality thingy......
Going to library.

And my personality actually changes to
Different surroundings.
Different people.

Some poeple know me as a cruel heartless person.
While others see me as a deceiving lying jerk who breaks hearts.
Oh well they are the same.
Others see me as loving kind and caring..
What the hell.

Anyway parents just got back home.

Ciao
Uff

#9 - Alice's EOY Camp

Yo,
Came back from the prefectorial End-Of-Year camp.
Woots~

But the main thing is my leg has this unbearable sharp pain.
Actually I got it at tuesday and have endured over 2 days.
Pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain
Going doctor soon, to let them have a look
Dunno if something is wrong

Sorry Faius for not going pool with you , I was at camp.
Sorry to the campers if I was too obscence during my reign.

Continuing this post later.......