# 15 - Alice's Pick up lines

And before I forget.
THE LINE OF THE DAY
"Did you fart? Cos' girl you blew me away!"

And dont worry
The previous wasnt about you dear.

Ciao

# 14 - Alice says "You were long gone....."

you got nothing to say to me
i got nothing to say to you
its over
this was never what i wanted

lets make a change
go our separate ways
and never cross our paths
This is my farewell my goodbye

It used to be just us
And it felt like breaking up
But too bad girl
You chose this
You made it this way
And nobodys to blame

I quit this sick game.
You made my hearted bleeded
Cut open and vulnerable
It is just to painful to feel

Why why why
why did this happen?
Why did you let go?
Why did you turn around?
Why did you go to them?

i miss you
i just miss the old you
and i don't know what you have become

I finally got ready
And left through the back door
You're there and I'm here
And lets leave it this way.

Hey peeps....
i just needed something to get off my chest.
All I wrote has happened and finally reality struck.

Its wasnt her but it was you

You know what?
It's over.

And you want to know another thing?
I already got your replacement.

Monst3r.

Ciao

#13 - Alice's abysmal

Yo peeps...
Its been a long time since i've updated so all.
Happy Valentines Day
" " CNY
" " B'dae whom i might have missed

I think thats all.
So yup today gonna a busy day.
Catering here and there .
Just got back from the market wiht mama to buy ingredients for the food.

It was funny at the market.
I was buying the red coloured fish my mama ask to buy.
I went to this stall and ask the uncle.
Me: Uncle can i have that red fish?
Uncle: Ok. Cut or uncut?
Me: Huh?
Uncle: The fish
Me: Oh...... (Horny thoughts)

This your fault la love.
Yesterday nite chatte chatted wiht love.
Ask to me update. (done)
Fulfill my promise. (done woo)

We yesterday love and me talked about pick up lines.
Haha.
Let me share some with you.

"Ur legs must be tired because you've been running thru my mind all day"

"Hey gorgeous, are you a light switch? Beacuse you keep turning me on"

"If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine."

"Do you believe in love at first sight.... or do i have to walk by again?"

"There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you"

"Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming."

" Guy:Where's your paper bag?
Girl:(What?)
Guy:Your paper bag to put over your head.
Girl(Excuse me?)
Guy:It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around." Don't worry, I'll protect you."

I think thats it for today i guess>>>>>>> (dun worry love its only just for euuuuu no else)

THE LINE OF THE DAY
If one of your legs is New Years Day and the other is Chirstmas. Can I meet you in between the holidays?

(Get it get it?)

Haha the stupid FHM ad la make like this.
Hope you laught your asses off.
I will update daily and add the LINE OF THE DAY.
Hope you look forward to it.

Ciao>